I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even ready for it.
That’s called a coup. That’s a fascist dictatorship. That is the exact opposite of what anyone wants.
this whole thing is hilarious
There is a very short list of acceptable excuses for not neutralizing indoor cockroaches on sight:
- Religious exemption,
- Cockroach is contained and being studied for valid scientific purposes,
- You’ve convinced someone else to do it for you.
one day more: my place is here, i fight with you!
me: ONE DAY MORE
me: I DID NOT LIVE THESE PEOPLE'S HEROES I WILL FOLLOW ON MY OWN HOW CAN I LIVE THEIR LITTLE SECRETS THERE A LITTLE TOUCH ONE DAY MORE TOMORROW YOU'LL BE REVOLUTION WE WILL NIP IT MIGHT HAVE KNOWN AND YET WITH YOU MY FOR THESE TOMORROW WE'LL BE FAR AWAY TOMORROW IS THE JUDGEMENT DAY