americanfall:

compromisedanalintegrity:

I can’t wait for Hillary to pull a BEYONCÉ. No promo, no campaign, no nothing. We will all just be sitting on twitter with our thumbs up our asses when our timeline suddenly starts to fill with the news that Hillary Rodham Clinton is now President Hillary Rodham Clinton. Slayed the game, and we weren’t even ready for it.

That’s called a coup. That’s a fascist dictatorship. That is the exact opposite of what anyone wants.

this whole thing is hilarious

(Source: beyonkeecannolis)

liquoricemint:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  the ketchup plant is pictured above.  Ketchup plants can reach up to 10 feet tall in good growing conditions, and their fruit, the ketchup ball, can grow up to four inches in diameter.  Ketchup balls transition from green, yellow, and red in color.  Redness indicates that a ketchup ball is ripe and ready to be plucked.  The ketchup ball is then typically either eaten raw or smashed into ketchup for consumption.

Well you’re not wrong.

liquoricemint:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  the ketchup plant is pictured above.  Ketchup plants can reach up to 10 feet tall in good growing conditions, and their fruit, the ketchup ball, can grow up to four inches in diameter.  Ketchup balls transition from green, yellow, and red in color.  Redness indicates that a ketchup ball is ripe and ready to be plucked.  The ketchup ball is then typically either eaten raw or smashed into ketchup for consumption.

Well you’re not wrong.

adistroyer:

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

I laughed so hard choked and threw up a little. Worth it.

adistroyer:

mypocketshurt90:

heard you werefuck

heard youagh

heard you wjesus gimme a secargh

heard you were talking shit

I laughed so hard choked and threw up a little. Worth it.

(Source: bored-no-more)

yungmethuselah:

There is a very short list of acceptable excuses for not neutralizing indoor cockroaches on sight:

  • Disability,
  • Religious exemption,
  • Cockroach is contained and being studied for valid scientific purposes,
  • You’ve convinced someone else to do it for you.

manninq:

Alison Hendrix + Beth Childs

I fail to see how someone like you could fill Beth’s shoes.

one day more: my place is here, i fight with you!

me: ONE DAY MORE

me: I DID NOT LIVE THESE PEOPLE'S HEROES I WILL FOLLOW ON MY OWN HOW CAN I LIVE THEIR LITTLE SECRETS THERE A LITTLE TOUCH ONE DAY MORE TOMORROW YOU'LL BE REVOLUTION WE WILL NIP IT MIGHT HAVE KNOWN AND YET WITH YOU MY FOR THESE TOMORROW WE'LL BE FAR AWAY TOMORROW IS THE JUDGEMENT DAY